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Fuck Water H2O - Assorted Sizes
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Ingredients: Water, Propylene Glycol, Isopropyl Palmitate, Dimethicone, Hydroxypropyl Cellulose, Polysorbate 20, Sorbitan Stearate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glyceryl Stearate, Sodium Benzoate, Gluconolactone
Made of only premium ingredients, FuckWater is the perfect wingman. Whether you're going out on the town or staying in alone, you're never flying solo with FuckWater at your side. Because it's glycerin-free it never dries sticky.
It's long lasting, cleans up easily with water and delivers the perfect amount of lubrication every time. It's also paraben-free and made with the safest preservatives, so you're always clear for take off. Like a friend on the inside or someone to lend you a hand, FuckWater is the only wingman you need.
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